What’s the strangest place you've had a wank (or rub one out)

Saps is currently leading this with ‘over a stone statue in Crewe’

I’m a very conservative wanker. Like Rees-Moog.

strangest or most audacious?

Audacity is welcomed

In a relative’s coffin.

had one in a coach toilet on the way to wellington from taupo. wasn’t even remotely horny, just really really bored

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Nah m9 goldwave everytime

Saps = Excellent username to subject interface

  • Faps

A haunted basement under the charity shop I did my first work expirence. It was a rather large underground complex that went beneath many different shops

This one time- [oh shit i’m applying for jobs at the moment ABANDON POST]

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I’m inferring from that that it was in the office kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil.

  • Boardroom table

On a barge whilst dressed as a pirate.

Hook hand rub nob

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