What’s the strangest place you've had a wank (or rub one out)

wankers

#1

Saps is currently leading this with ‘over a stone statue in Crewe’


#2

I’m a very conservative wanker. Like Rees-Moog.


#3

strangest or most audacious?


#4

Audacity is welcomed


#5

In a relative’s coffin.


#6

had one in a coach toilet on the way to wellington from taupo. wasn’t even remotely horny, just really really bored


#7

Nah m9 goldwave everytime


#8

Saps = Excellent username to subject interface


#9
  • Faps

#10

A haunted basement under the charity shop I did my first work expirence. It was a rather large underground complex that went beneath many different shops


#11

This one time- [oh shit i’m applying for jobs at the moment ABANDON POST]


#12

I’m inferring from that that it was in the office kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil.


#13
  • Boardroom table

#14

On a barge whilst dressed as a pirate.


#15

Hook hand rub nob


#16

Like the film