I’m in all black today. I wear black on the outside, cos black is how I feel on the inside etc.
How many people so far this morning have asked if you got dressed in the dark?
I think you’ll find they’re black and gold.
Dunno
One of my mates turned up to the pub yesterday with her pants on backwards. Absolutely no idea how she did it.
Look kind of shit in all colours. But like black jeans and white tees and a bit of green or blue with that for my tops
I was late for work this morning because I’d shrunk my work trousers in the wash and my gf said “…you can’t leave the house in those.”
I did look ridiculous, tbf, but it was that or iron another pair of trousers, so…
Blue is the colour, Football is the game
We’re all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cause @laelfy, @laelfy is our name
IDIOT DICKHEAD
Can’t believe no ones posted ‘I’m blue da ba dee’ yet
Realised a few years ago that I just love indigo, specifically when it is exactly halfway between purple and blue
(Close enough)
Technically that’s called “blurple”.
plue
big fan of chartreuse too
How’s your mustard roll neck?
Take it to the “terrible booze” thread, rummy.
sometimes when the wife is out i put it on and listen to ABBA