Probably sack off a sandwich for a nice sausage roll or scotch egg,
some little chicken tikka things on a stick,
flaming hot monster munch
Bag of haribo
500ml rubicon mango bottle so I don’t have to drink it all at once without it going flat and save a bit for the walk back.
if it’s homemade several hours earlier then my top filling is egg mayo (heavy on the mustard). some sort of crusty bread if I can guarantee the crustiness survives
some of those black pepper kettle chips (chuck a few in the sanger), or nice n spicy nik naks (not in the sanger).
little pot of raisins
oh give us a few of those quorn picnic eggs as well. which means I’ll have to take a bit of mayo too.
FOUR slices of seeded farmhouse loaf for the sandwiches pls. Slices of seitan, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise.
Packet of them big ridgey paprika crisp
I don’t think edamemes are a fruit but I’m having a small pot of them in soy sauce
Thermos of black coffee
One of these chocolate peanut protein bars that Her Indoors orders off the internet for her weight liftin
Now you might say “that’s a fucking massive packed lunch with a lot of calories K_B, are you going up a mountain or something?” and yeah I am, this is the packed lunch I’m having if I’m off up Blencathra or something.