Upside inside out
Colin la vida loca

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Absolutely nuts the tag ‘wetness’ hasn’t been used in a filth thread

https://community.drownedinsound.com/tags/wetness

Try and take photos of the lightning and end up with a series of shit photos of a black sky and your neighbour’s roof.

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Also https://community.drownedinsound.com/tags/absolutelynuts

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Hide in the bath with a tin opener and a torch.

Have a wank and try to coordinate the moment of climax with a thunderclap so you feel like Zeus.

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You stay away from my neighbour’s roof!

This has done me.

It’s perfect, you even get the lightning a few seconds before to help with timing

FTFY

I see you’ve played thundery wanky before!

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Alright Hera

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An old DiS alumni just posted one on FB with the headline:

Why are portholes being used on cows?

Grim.

shelter yourself with some sheet metal, run for the nearest tall tree and then when that tree gets hit by lightning make a softball bat out of the branch that falls off

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Do you reckon science will ever understand how lightning works?

Get annoyed when sky goes off

Never heard it called any of those things before.

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I once had sex on bonfire night and there was a firework display nearby. Felt pret-ty good I have to say. This is next-level stuff though

Did anyone involved get a sparkler in the anus?

Reckon that would look very festive.

Banger (phnarr)