#15

Try and take photos of the lightning and end up with a series of shit photos of a black sky and your neighbour’s roof.

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#16

Also https://community.drownedinsound.com/tags/absolutelynuts

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#17

Hide in the bath with a tin opener and a torch.

#18

Have a wank and try to coordinate the moment of climax with a thunderclap so you feel like Zeus.

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#19

You stay away from my neighbour’s roof!

#20

This has done me.

#21

It’s perfect, you even get the lightning a few seconds before to help with timing

#22

FTFY

#23

I see you’ve played thundery wanky before!

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#24

Alright Hera

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#25

An old DiS alumni just posted one on FB with the headline:

Why are portholes being used on cows?

Grim.

#26

shelter yourself with some sheet metal, run for the nearest tall tree and then when that tree gets hit by lightning make a softball bat out of the branch that falls off

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#27

Do you reckon science will ever understand how lightning works?

#28

Get annoyed when sky goes off

#30

Never heard it called any of those things before.

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#31

I once had sex on bonfire night and there was a firework display nearby. Felt pret-ty good I have to say. This is next-level stuff though

#32

Did anyone involved get a sparkler in the anus?

Reckon that would look very festive.

#33

Banger (phnarr)

#34

C’mon, you must have heard it called Claiming the Thunder Helm before. Pretty standard stuff.

#35

I’m actually struggling to keep it together at my desk at the thought of “venturing to Gerudo Town” as a euphemism for wanking. I’m in a funny mood.

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