#7

Are you saying that people are constantly talking trash about you in other languages?

#8

Be a really awesome singer. Keep it quiet as long as humanely possible, too long if anything, then just quietly reveal it at a party one time then never again to keep people talking about how amazing I was.

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#9

It would actually be acrobatics, but with no outward physical change so I would still be this sort of potato creature but I could do mad flips

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#10

So much this

Maybe or some kind of instrument. Like I have a bunch of friends who don’t really know that I make music, but I think my actual instrumental skill is still too scrappy to properly impress people with without repeatedly saying “the scratchy playing is really important, aesthetically speaking, you guyz”

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#11

Maybe flying?

And tbh you could unleash that at any point and it’d be cool. Just standing there on platform 4a of Cambridge station. Train is cancelled, think “fuck that” and just fly home.

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#12

Yeah I often fantasise, when i’m listening to music, that I’m out somewhere and someone’s singer/drummer hasn’t turned up and I really reluctantly say I’ll give it a go then fucking nail it so much.

Just can’t fathom that there are millions of people who can actually do that and don’t have to spend their life fantasising about it.

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#13

Backflips.

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#14

Trombone. “Oh Tim why do you insist on carting that trombone about when you don’t know how to play it?” “Ahhhh sit down and listen you dick”

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#15

computer hacking

imagine being that guy who, when yer pals are in a jam, you just get yr little laptop out and some funny looking wires and go “hang on, I’ll just hack into this mainframe!”

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#16

Dancing

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#17

being a suave and sexy individual

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#18

Sorcery or Therianthropy

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#19

Like the acrobat version of the fridge. I’d like to be the fridge

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#22

Ditto this I can get by playing chords of a fashion but, I’d love to be fucking good at it.

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#23

Would you insist that people say they have been Rorinated instead of vaccinated?

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#24

Alchemy

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#25

They’ve all got it alchemy!

#26

Maybe a trumpet or something. Whip it out in the pub on remembrance day, play the last post. Not a dry eye in the house. Captain Tom himself shuffles up afterwards to tell me how moved he is. Buys me a drink and we become friends.

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#27

What would you call this vaccine?

#28

This would be my second choice