What sort of form are you in at the moment

10 is the best version of you

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I’m a 4 at most

Yet you’ve voted 2. Jnock yourself down a point.

Jnock on


I said jnock instead of knock. Revising my score to a 6


I’m deeply fucked. 1.

Oh, just awful. Pandemic anxiety, isolation depression, general not looking after myself, pretty cash strapped and devoid of tangible goals. I’ll go 2 because my hairs looking alright but yeah, awful.

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Playing like I’m constantly injured. Lost half a step so long ago and no one can remember if I was ever any good or not. If your club was linked with me you’d set fire to your season ticket as a reflex and no one would question it.


I’ve never had to
Jnock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if
I’ve never had to
Jnock on wood
And I’m glad I haven’t yet
Because I’m sure it isn’t good
That’s the impression that I get


Feel pretty good and am throwing myself into a new hobby and actually meeting and talking to new people for the first time in years

But I have a growing to-do list of mundane shit as long as my arm (direct debits to cancel, bits around the house to fix, emails to send etc) that I am absolutely pathetic at tackling.

So - 4.

Let’s see now;

  • Beer belly/dad bod :white_check_mark:
  • Wonky teeth :white_check_mark:
  • Receding hairline :white_check_mark:
  • Creatively straightjacketed :white_check_mark:

PannyD related;

  • ‘Career’ stagnation :white_check_mark:
  • Lack of motivation/energy :white_check_mark:
  • Sub-par MH :white_check_mark:
  • Sub-par general health :white_check_mark:

On the plus side;

  • Not dead :white_check_mark:
  • Not unemployed (yet) :white_check_mark:
  • No current money woes (rare for me) :white_check_mark:
  • Stable home/family life :white_check_mark:
  • Resources & potential to make improvements :white_check_mark:
  • Still got it & getting it in the bedroom dept. :white_check_mark:

5/10. 6 if I’m being generous

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03 Aug '21

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I actually wanna quit my job and start a label but then I’d be broke pretty soon & that’s content that belings in another thread I guess

Tentatively taking steps back into actually existing as a human being outside of a work context so I’m a 2 rather than a 1

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I don’t actually have a personality. Or any hobbies. I’m just a lump of meat being shovelled into the grave.


Feel like I’m ‘coming out the other side’ of a pretty shitty year (ended my marriage, Covid etc.)

:+1: mental health much better
:+1: sleeping at least 6 hours most nights
:+1: excited about moving to Brighton
:+1: so hyped to see my friends and family again
:+1: career is going well
:+1: got fitter and exercising most days
:+1: I can see progress being made with my DIY/decorating the house
:+1: confident it was the right decision to end my marriage

:-1: a few money worries with my newly single life, going from a mortgage-free house to Brighton rents and also financially supporting my son
:-1: close to burnout from work and house stress
:-1: My fitness still needs some improvement; I’m working up to running regularly.


Felt like a zero but I’m alive and my family is too, +1.5, I haven’t failed my PhD, +0.5, I’m cautiously optimistic about the future despite everything so a 3/10 in total 🥲


Basically a total flaming car crash of a human being, but it could be worse.

2/10, would not visit this attraction again.

i’ve got a bad headache. the kind that
makes you feel like being sick

Gone for a big 9 as I’ve been on the pop :beer:

Will revisit in the morning and no doubt revise to the lower end of the scale.

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