What spam have you been getting recently?

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#1

A few weeks ago I started getting emails from various dodgy sites, I dunno how they got my email (based on browsing history obviously). I think that they’re meant to be sexy. not funny but they’re funny and not sexy.

From: MILF LOVER
Subject: You down with MILFS?

From: Forget who
Subject:There are a lot of local events, but no one around to rub my ass


#2
  • spam
  • corned beef

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#5

The Target Walleye newsletter


#6

Nothing from my inbox but this one was in Spam:


#7

Lots of “HEELLO THIS IS IT SUPPORT PLEASE CLICK HERE TO CHANGE YOUR PASWORD THIS IS DEFIANTLY REAL” on my university email
Lots of supposed SEO experts telling me they can get my website on the first page of Google, even though they managed to find it alright
A few trying to sell me Canadian medicine
A few offering sexy pics or Eastern European penpals
A shedload of LinkedIn requests from students and people I’ve never met


#8

This one threw me a bit, blurred my full name out there.

For the record, I don’t have a sister.


#9

Didn’t know there was someone called Tracy Brumann in My Vitriol


#10

Highlights from this morning’s spam:

From: Elizabeth Christman
Subject: Do you think you’re available for a little walk toonight (sic) daddy?

From Shu Trojan
Subject: Any places you wanna show a lady?


#11

I’ve received an interesting one this morning, it begins with:

WILL REPORT YOU. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.


#12

(sic) daddy


#13

There’s nothing more sexy than someone who writes in broken English using the whole Unicode character set and strange punctuation to try and get around spam filters.


#14

Just checked my spam folder for like the first time ever, nothing interesting, mostly old newsletters from websites I’ve previously bought something from. Gmail does a cracking job of keeping the spam away tbf.


#15

It does, but it’s did let a few in on me recently. Someone had been giving out my email (innocently enough I think) and I think that hasn’t helped.


#16

A few years ago I got some spam but the bot got confused and called itself Helen Gmail.


#17

I WILL REPORT YOU. YOU BLODDY BASTARD!


#18

Fuck I DO live in an area!?
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#19

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#20

pilules

REALLY good for Asthma,