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Nelly Adam and Rose Belly are both great names

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No fake profile - no credit card - no false compromises - no rotten crews. (I also like the aubergine, very on point).

Panic sets in at the spam email factory :

“what the hell are we going to do? We’re nowhere near our question mark quota for today!”

“I’ll think of something boss”

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I want you to bang my box

Alright, Dion Dublin.

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I just got a new rap name

I thought the Wikipedia link was a nice touch

Hi,

My name is Warren E. Buffett an American business magnate, investor and philanthropist. am the most successful investor in the world. I believe strongly in‘giving while living’ I had one idea that never changed in my mind? that you should use your wealth to help people and i have decided to give {$1,500,000.00} One Million Five Hundred Thousand United Dollars, to randomly selected individuals worldwide. On receipt of this email, you should count yourself as the lucky individual.

Your email address was chosen online while searching at random. Kindly get back to me at your earliest convenience before i travel to japan for my treatment ,
so I know your email address is valid. (warrenebuffet2@gmail.com) Email me.

Thank you for accepting our offer, we are indeed grateful You Can Google my name for more information: Warren Buffett OR You visit my website Warren Buffett - Wikipedia

God bless you.
Best Regard
Mr.Warren E. Buffett Billionaire investor

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More spam here and here.

oh boy

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I mean, of course I clicked it dear reader.

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Mr.Warren E. Buffett Billionaire investor is back and he’s offering me 2.5 million United Dollars this time but for some reason he’s going to the UK for treatment this time instead of Japan