What thing do you reckon you're the only person in the world who does it?


#1

I’m not giving a personal example, but I reckon @Antpocalypsenow is the only person in the world to:


#2

Wipes my bum


#3

You’re probably right about this, seems to be loads of unused toilet paper about doesn’t there.


#4

Recites my mantra to wade off the impending apocalypse


#5

nothing, I’, very much a follower


#6

Thought I was the only person to ever accidentally shuck the plastic filter bit of an Aeropress in the bin but no, apparently @Witches does it too now


#7

I’ve always done it :grimacing: but normally managed to fish it out of the bin (GRIM) before it’s gone outside. and when I say fish I mean fully empty the massive bin out and found it at the bottom of the bag.


#8

That’s a lovely use of shuck. Great verbing :+1:


#9

Dip malted milk biscuits into taramasalata.


#10

Still :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:


#11

:smiley:

fuck


#12

Listen to psychill music without being high as a fucking kite


#13

When I eat a crumbly cereal / granola bar:

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I break the bars into three individual pieces before eating to minimise the crumbs


#14

When I was a kid and had a Penguin bar in my lunchbox I used to smash the fuck out of it on a desk so it became like a delicious powdery mess and then just open a tiny corner of the packaging and pour the whole lot in my mouth. Don’t think anyone else has done this.


#15

If I’m eating a cheesecake I sometimes like to mash it into a pulp before I eat it. Wouldn’t do it in front of polite company obviously.


#16

Fucking hell.


#17

Good eh!


#18

when pottering about the flat i often adopt a ridiculous german accent and talk to myself, this german alter ego is called buchwald, he’s been about for years.
so while loads of folk must talk to themselves i reckon i might be the only alter ego called buchwald.


#19

Should have called him buchfaßt


#20

Is that like the Defoe brace chanting circle?