Behave.
Was just pouring some soup out and bit dribbled down the side of the tin so I instinctively licked it and then thought “oh I regret doing that actually.”
Behave.
Was just pouring some soup out and bit dribbled down the side of the tin so I instinctively licked it and then thought “oh I regret doing that actually.”
What a well-timed question kermy.
Probably this, last night.
Licked it a few times trying to identify it. I’ve doubted it’s a stone for as long as I’ve had it, a few years now, and someone said it looks like a load of dog treats melted together. Now all I see are petrified dog treats but when I bite it it feels like a stone.
Someone else told me it looked like something sandy that had formed in the mouth of a river.
Licking it has gotten me further from the truth than when I started.
this is excellent stuff, thank you.
Sorry that your regretful lick has hindered your quest though.
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i regret only the licks i didn’t do when i had the chance
wonderful, thank you for sharing
A Nintendo Switch cartridge. They’re famously unpleasant to lick. So famous that I had to try it.
Reader, it was very unpleasant.
Does ‘putting something in your mouth’ count for this thread?
Sharp can lids.
Yeah go on then. Pray tell, my friend!
I found a glow in the dark green guitar pick on the ground outside my house when I was about 13. Was the best pick I ever had, felt great to play with, but every so often I’d absent-mindedly put it in my mouth, forgetting where I found it.
Probably that.
Oh, and coins. God knows where they’ve been.
I bite and chew pens and pen lids sometimes without realising. A nervous thing. Sometimes I catch myself and remember who I’ve borrowed/stolen it from and who could have touched it or had it up their bum before and it makes me a bit sick.
oh dear.
Not so much coins but always my debit card/ID (unless got a mask on obvs) and that’s properly minging to do innit, was before covid but more so now.
And ears!!!
I’ll have you know I haven’t done that in YEARS
because of wfh where there are no paperclips
Bet you can’t hear a thing.
Sort of want to do a thread on things people have gotten stuck inside themselves (noses n ears n that) but don’t think the community can be trusted not to say things about bums
I can gear just as many rings as I always could, thankyouverymuch
How would you get a bum stuck up your nose or ear? Seems unlikely. You never know.