So I’m sat here peeling my sunburnt skin (gross, yeah, but satisfying) and I was looking at my little pile of skin and I thought “hey up, I bet someone on the internet would wanna buy that”.
Reckon one small bag, the little ones you get weed in, I could do. Fifteen quid seems fair, cause I’m quite enjoying harvesting it.
my jizz - £40 a pop (a pop being ‘one jizz’)
toe nail clippings (full set) - 50p
small toe - £5000
hair (all of it) - £500
one lock of hair - £30
pubes - £100
poo - nearest offer
piss - £1 a gallon
scabs - please ask one of our sales representatives
pinky finger - £25000
You know how you get like, white wines that go with fish or whatever and reds that go with other foods etc
Funny to think that like… different jizzes for different fruits
Science things. Experiments. Spells. Frame you for a crime. Don’t want your jizz sprayed around a crime scene. Even if the police don’t have your DNA now, you might commit a crime in the future and have it taken and then they’ll be like woah there sir, this is the same DNA we found at that other crime scene