What things have you milked?

I’ve done a real cow, a fake cow, a goat and my fingers.
And of course, anything even slightly bad that’s happened to me.

What have you milked?

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you can get milk from a bee

a boo bee

LOL

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Thank you japes

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We set the clocks back an hour

Not forwards by three days

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Cow
Goat

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Just realised everyone else lives in London, so we may well be the only two who’ve done animals. Do they even have cows in London?

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Cowckneys.

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I really need to quit this website.

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Milked some oats, in a way.

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Real cow
Fake cow
Myself

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@AQOS can you confirm?

My step-granddad (like I think that’s what he technically is? but whatever) grew up on a farm and used to milk the cow directly into his cereal bowl as a child, apparently

I won’t doubt it because the image is way too funny

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More info needed.

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At @bristol which is now called something else they had a cow with a kind of fake udder that you could have a go on , the ‘milk’ would come out go into a bucket and then get siphoned back round if I remember right.

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grapes

Warm milk on cereal :confused:

I can confirm that dktrfaustus gave my prostate a good ol’ milking

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Rubbery, not madly warm…I guess so but am not an expert…

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The Sir Keir Starmer Story

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