What things have you milked?

People’s sympathy

Human kindness

I guess we’ve all milked humans at some time or another

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i’m the son of a farmer but i’ve never milked a cow, or any other animal

Think I might have milked a cow once as a kid.

Find milk a bit disturbing, like drinking something that has come out of the body of an animal is unnerving

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No.

Try Milton Keynes instead.

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You think that’s bad, wait till you hear what these sick fucks do with the rest of the cow

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why has nobody else asked about the fingers

kermit, your fingers??

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:smiley: sorry yeah, to get blood out of them to send off a sample.
The instruction leaflet literally says “milk your finger”

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My degree. I’ve managed to get a decent living out of it and it was pretty shoddy when all’s said and done.

Milking your fingers?

Is it Thursday already?