We were further down the foodchain and kept as pets by, say, emus?
When you go in a petshop its like hereâs the dog treats, and its a pigs ear or those weird nearly translucent beige shoes strung together with some suspicious edible string (for the 90s dogs anyway)
Oh good boy, you love this! But i bet if they got to decide theyâd have curated better standardised dog treats.
So whatâs in our humanshop that we like but wouldnât chose given the chance?
Someone stop me making threads
If my dog could curate her own treat selection it would mostly be comprised of toilet roll and cuddly toys, so itâs probably a blessing that they canât!
really want to know what the inspiration behind this thread was. did you eat pet food scout
Thatâs their version of smoking and drinking - maybe we need some dog off licenses where they can get their kicks health be damned
Saw a sausage dog stamp his feet outside the dog shop on Tib St. Everyone took it as excitement for getting his treats againâŠbut i saw frustration
Gum. But big, hardened gum so weâre not tempted to swallow it.
Oh I hope we get salt licks - but like margarita flavoured
iâd snuffle crab apples
Little hoodie strings to chew and ruminate on
my dog likes brocolli, padron peppers, courgette (with mayo and cut in half)
basically he prefers anything he cam get off my plate to his own treats
from a bucket?
Get my dog treats that are dried fruit wrapped in bacon or chicken. Look pretty great tbh.
The big pet shop by us has a massive deli section with loads of different flavour sausages along with all the varied dried animal parts, so Iâd hope the human pet shop would have a similarly well appointed deli counter.
I suppose pork scratchings, biltong, jerky and even crisps are basically pet treats for humans arenât they?
How on earth did you discover this?
ha!
gave him some of my food and he ate it
gave him just courgette and no
gave him just courgette with mayoâŠmaybe
sliced it in half
ate it
he is just playing me though as he is a nob and in charge in this house
Good thread
Iâd be happy eating mashed potato every day I think if thatâs what they wanted to give me
Our dog goes crazy for any food thatâs orange: carrots, squashes, pumpkin, sweet potato, all of it, more than she does cheese or anything else more ânormalâ.
To answer the actual question, I reckon theyâd do stuff involving oats and so on, maybe sort of Victorian âtreatsâ or things from those 1960s everything-in-jellies cookboods
