Literally everything you said.

Is that a line from the show? Looks original enough.

My gf laughed out loud at the woman saying “you burp and fart so much I’m surprised they haven’t tried fracking you!” and I honest to god loved her a little bit less after that.

the dragon den

first hates

first hates 2: the hotelling

My flatmate is always watching Brooklyn Nine Nine. Absolutely hate it, such a bro sitcom. I would even go as far as saying I prefer hammy and unfunny Big Bang Theory.

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I’m way too indie for this shit obviously but what has happened? Is it supposed to have jumped forward in time to where they are married? Or did all that stuff happen in episodes that I (obviously) didn’t watch.

We end up watching a lot of Silent Witness and things of that ilk.

It’s generally mediocre. Last night it ripped off the film Buried.

used to work on it, not good

You are dead to me.

brooklyn nine-nine
rupaul’s drag race
bit of the The OA thing

all bad

We’re watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. It’s getting steadily worse as it goes on, but the first series was surprisingly great.

nothing

why would you sit through something you don’t want to watch??

I watch absolutely zero television I don’t want to watch.

If my wife is watching something I don’t want to watch, I’ll either watch something else in the same room or do something else in a different room (have a wank in the attic).

Life’s too short for shit telly.

Brooklyn 99 is ace, you chump
(pretty sure that would have been an auto-complete post title on the old forum)

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Reggie Yates judging people for doing things that he’s too holier than thou to ever have tried.

Cash in the Attic’s risque follow up.

don’t actually WATCH it, obviously. Sit on the sofa at the same time, reading a book, great content on drowndinsound.com, watching SPORT on the Ipad, that kinda thing.

She’s currently working her way through ‘Lost’ (I don’t like it) while I’m working through ‘Mad Men’ (she doesn’t like it). As such there’s this constant angling by each of us to get the other to just fuck off from the living room.

For me it’s all incarnations of Say Yes To The Dress

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… I play the “how old is X” game. We both have to guess and actors age (or I don’t shut up about it) and then I look them up on IMDB on my phone.

I’m really good at it.

Oh Jesus Christ, this is the default when there’s “nothing on”

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