What unsightly modifications would you accept if they made you safer or more comfortable?

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#1

On the organic side:

Gills would mean you’d be less likely to drown but you might get fewer admiring glances.

A tail would help with balance and holding on to train handrails etc. This might even get you more admiring glances I don’t know.

Feel free to go nuts with ideas for mechanical enhancements. Theo will do a feasibility study and cost them up for you.


#2

what?!?!?

saps, you OK?


#3

Wings would be alright, wouldn’t they?

Reckon it’d be great exercise and think of the views you’d get.


#4

Hang on, I’m just having a fine mesh sewn into my lips to stop me getting flies in my mouth as I cycle in to work.


#5

A 3 foot dong. Completely impractical and unusable but … GUYS LOOK!?!


#6

Some kind of ejector seat that would launch my torso away from my legs in order to escape socially awkward situations.


#7

That’s more like it!


#8

I would accept my little toe being covered in armadillo scales, so that it doesn’t hurt when I clip it against a piece of furniture.

Also, big elephant ears to reduce my body temperature and reduce sweating, or maybe the ability to lay in mud, like pigs, to keep me cool.


#9

I’d accept being green if it meant I could photosynthesise in an emergency.


#10

I think you already have the last ability.

Armadillo scales are a good shout.

I’d quite like to be able to roll up into a ball like one.


#11

Imagine being able to spit venom in people’s eyes if you ended up in a really boring meeting.


#12

I’d accept being eaten by a sexual partner after mating if it meant I could have sex once.


#13

Dinner?


#14

I’d accept a 15 inch penis if it meant I got 20 minutes on Newsround.

And by accept I mean as part of my anatomy. Not ‘accept’.


#15

Inflatable airbag tits to protect me everytime I fall off my bike.


#16

I believe a third buttock would make sitting more comfortable.


#17

#18

I certainly will be!


#19

Antlers. Love the idea of randomly rutting with people.


#20

Wings would be great so I could fly to work.

Also the ability to eat something massive in one go and then digest it over a few weeks. Would save loads of money on food.