#29

dumps like a truck truck truck, thighs like what what what

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#31

how about a kangaroo pouch? could come in quite handy.

#32

Extendable blades (think like the car race in Grease) that I could use to take out annoying cars/cyclists when I’m cycling.

#33

man, i wish we had wingstop over here

#34

Let’s make it happen.

Me and you!

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#35

full set of udders with 8 teats so I could farm myself

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#36

Definitely:
Wings (although not really unsightly?)
A Pig’s very efficient digestive system - although internal and not unsightly, I would then have absolutely disgusting smelling toxic shit so there’s that?

Would consider:
Tail that’s good for balance but also has monkey like dexterity
Big fox like/bat like ears for good hearing
Eyes of an eagle maybe? Not that unsightly but be kind of weird to have big round yellow eyes?

#38

Do animals with tails often lie to you, inkydink?

#40

Maybe tetrachromacy so I could see ultraviolet light - it would help prevent sunburn, although it would make going to goth clubs/Laser Quest uncomfortable.

#41

If and only if

#42

a fatter bottom, wider feet and maybe cushioned elbows for doing laudrups while skulling a tinny.

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#43

comme ca, bitches

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xBAFSULbU7Y/TI0MReCy5MI/AAAAAAAAAPI/gd0RsG7N6vo/s1600/brian+laudrup1.jpg

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#44

Big rhino horn on my face.

#45

Is this a comfort or safety thing?

#46

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#47

C:\Users\saps\My Documents\My Pictures\Leopardskin\Rhino\womaninleopardskinonepiecevaultingontorhino.jpg

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#48

It’s criminal that I can only like this the once.

#49

C:\Users\saps\My Documents\My Pictures\Leopardskin\Rhino\womaninleopardskinonepiecevaultingontorhino_detail.jpg

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#50

Yes