#33

man, i wish we had wingstop over here

#34

Let’s make it happen.

Me and you!

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#35

full set of udders with 8 teats so I could farm myself

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#36

Definitely:
Wings (although not really unsightly?)
A Pig’s very efficient digestive system - although internal and not unsightly, I would then have absolutely disgusting smelling toxic shit so there’s that?

Would consider:
Tail that’s good for balance but also has monkey like dexterity
Big fox like/bat like ears for good hearing
Eyes of an eagle maybe? Not that unsightly but be kind of weird to have big round yellow eyes?

#38

Do animals with tails often lie to you, inkydink?

#40

Maybe tetrachromacy so I could see ultraviolet light - it would help prevent sunburn, although it would make going to goth clubs/Laser Quest uncomfortable.

#41

If and only if

#42

a fatter bottom, wider feet and maybe cushioned elbows for doing laudrups while skulling a tinny.

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#43

comme ca, bitches

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xBAFSULbU7Y/TI0MReCy5MI/AAAAAAAAAPI/gd0RsG7N6vo/s1600/brian+laudrup1.jpg

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#44

Big rhino horn on my face.

#45

Is this a comfort or safety thing?

#46

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#47

C:\Users\saps\My Documents\My Pictures\Leopardskin\Rhino\womaninleopardskinonepiecevaultingontorhino.jpg

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#48

It’s criminal that I can only like this the once.

#49

C:\Users\saps\My Documents\My Pictures\Leopardskin\Rhino\womaninleopardskinonepiecevaultingontorhino_detail.jpg

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#50

Yes

#51

Ridiculously, I googled “Ruffers with big rhino horn”.

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#52

Bigger bladder.
Bigger stomach (AYCE buffets, wahey).
hands like spades.

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#53

You might have been back a while, PO, but this is the first I’ve seen of you.

Welcome back!

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#54

oh I’m only really ‘back’ today! I popped up a few weeks ago to say hi too though.

I am basically this guy now
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0342/0081/products/KGrHqJ_poE9mBB_rFOBPp_-Dn2n_48_20_1024x1024.jpg?v=1410794257

so who knows when I’ll just pootle off again. (BUT HI ANYWAY :heart_eyes: :kissing_heart:)

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