Meant to post this the other day and forgot about it, but here it is in my drafts!
what is it? A hot new game sweeping the nation! Players compete to show they have the most voluminous mouth
who can play? Almost anyone! All you need is a glass, some water, a measuring jug and a mouth.
but how do I play? Simple, dummy! Just fill your mouth up with water, as full as it’ll go (do not swallow) and then transfer the contents of your mouth into a measuring jug. Simply report back the amount of water in the jug!
how did you do? Thank you for asking! I scored 98ml. Not my best effort, not my worst.
I’ve got an FAQ and I can’t find the FAQ section, so I’ll post it here instead:
what if you only have one measuring jug and that’s in the fridge, full of the blended remains of onions, peppers, spices and beer that you slow roasted a lamb leg in, the other day?