I love this thread, thanks
I’ve broken it down soap-by-soap.
NEIGHBOURS: Julie Martin falling off the balcony, the Kennedy’s moving in, Annalise getting jilted cos her fiance decided to become a priest or some shit
CORRIE: Deirdre Barlow’s Moroccan lover
BROOKIE: Mick trying to marry someone but getting arrested at the altar or some shit. Or Nat and
GRANGE HILL: Judi falling off the balcony
BYKER GROVE: Nat and Georgia, brother and sister, going at it
EASTENDERS: Sanjay getting racist abuse. Or Phil flushing Ian’s head down the toilet