What was the last lie you told?


#1

And did you get away with it? Could be tiny, could be a whopper.

Mine was that it’s my birthday today, to the man in Tesco who asked if it was my birthday today when I was buying a bunch of doughnuts etc for the office. My birthday was actually on Sunday but I couldn’t be bothered explaining that.

I’m pretty sure I got away with it.


#2

H B B E!


#3

I can’t live a lie.


#4

The B was for belated…


#5

I had a job interview at 10:30 this morning.


#6

So it was actually at 11 or what?


#7

I thought it was a typo.


#8

Said yes when my boss asked if i thought his plan for this project is a good idea


#9

What

(just trading a bit of tit for tat in terrible jokes)


#10

Said that Blaze and the Monster Machines wasn’t on.


#11

in the last 24 hours i’ve lied/fibbed to the following people:
the tv
my nephews
my sister in law
my mum
my dad
pretty much all the staff
and an ATD

and yeah, but they were decent wee lies/fibs, nothing malicious/dodgy


#12

I don’t believe you.


#13

Alright, patrick bateman!!!


#14


#15

Genuinely can’t remember

Not sure if this is because

  • I very rarely lie
    or

  • I lie so often I’m not even aware I’m doing it


#16

wipes hot cross bun crumbs from lips


#17

I had to rack my brains for mine for the same reasons.


#18

I think I might have said “it’s fine” when my housemate said like ignore the mess in the kitchen

It wasn’t fine.


#19

How aggro did you sound out of 10?


#20

I said it in a very chirpy way that would make you think i was actually fine with it