I exited a shop via an entrance only door on Saturday. I was also briefly in possession of marajuana on Saturday but I’m not sure the quantity represented any breaking of rules.
Hello officer.
Working but I’ve switched my work phone off
I’m not falling for this one.
My weekday rule of no chocolate justification was the bank holiday
On my phone at my desk and not wearing a pass. Fuck the rulezzz.
I have never broken any rules. Whenever I get tempted I think about how cool it is to obey the rules
I find the defendant not guilty
I think I drove at 72mph on the A27 yesterday.
I was probably driving slightly over the speed limit at some point on Sunday
Oooh spooky timing
Rob was slightly faster. You posted that at 71mph
No doubt accelerated above 30 just before a national speed limit sign on the way to work…
No personal internet use during working hours
oh yeah actually me too
Tackle from behind
Jaywalking, even though I had plenty of time.