just squeezed an avocado. it wasn’t ripe.
My bladder muscles.
i’m more of a bruise poker than squeezer
My boobs. I think.
A young man’s thigh, as I got off the bus this morning on the way to work. (My boyfriend and I often travel together, me getting off first.)
Into our shitty new work lift that takes about 15 years to go up/down six floors and a further 12 years to open the doors leading to an inevitable build up of people waiting for it
follow up question: what is the minimum number of floors you would consider using this particular lift for?
a tiny little splinter out of my finger (and a tiny little bit of pus)
it was both gross AND satisfying
I’m on the sixth floor, I think if it were the fourth I would bin off the lift
a teabag, moments ago
It’s really nice weather out today
honey onto my porridge this morning
yeah it’s quite warm
Some oranges and lemons for making amaretto sours