What was the last thing you squeezed?



just squeezed an avocado. it wasn’t ripe.


a baby


My bladder muscles.


My leg bruise because I’m a weirdo and find it oddly satisfying


i’m more of a bruise poker than squeezer


various bruises


My boobs. I think.


A young man’s thigh, as I got off the bus this morning on the way to work. (My boyfriend and I often travel together, me getting off first.)


Into our shitty new work lift that takes about 15 years to go up/down six floors and a further 12 years to open the doors leading to an inevitable build up of people waiting for it




good answer

follow up question: what is the minimum number of floors you would consider using this particular lift for?


a tiny little splinter out of my finger (and a tiny little bit of pus)

it was both gross AND satisfying


my budget!!!


I’m on the sixth floor, I think if it were the fourth I would bin off the lift


a teabag, moments ago


thank you.


It’s really nice weather out today


honey onto my porridge this morning


TV’s boob


yeah it’s quite warm