What was the last thing you squeezed?

squeeze

#1

just squeezed an avocado. it wasn’t ripe.


#2

a baby


#3

My bladder muscles.


#4

My leg bruise because I’m a weirdo and find it oddly satisfying


#5

i’m more of a bruise poker than squeezer


#6

various bruises


#7

My boobs. I think.


#8

A young man’s thigh, as I got off the bus this morning on the way to work. (My boyfriend and I often travel together, me getting off first.)


#9

Into our shitty new work lift that takes about 15 years to go up/down six floors and a further 12 years to open the doors leading to an inevitable build up of people waiting for it


#10

fnar


#11

good answer

follow up question: what is the minimum number of floors you would consider using this particular lift for?


#12

a tiny little splinter out of my finger (and a tiny little bit of pus)

it was both gross AND satisfying


#13

my budget!!!


#14

I’m on the sixth floor, I think if it were the fourth I would bin off the lift


#15

a teabag, moments ago


#16

thank you.


#17

It’s really nice weather out today


#18

honey onto my porridge this morning


#19

TV’s boob


#20

yeah it’s quite warm