What were the other 45 ways to leave your lover?


#1

Paul Simon got things rolling, but only gave us 5 examples. Does anyone know of the other 45?

Hop on the tram, Sam
Fake your own death, Beth
Move onto Devon, Stephan


#2

Change the key, ste


#3

dunno but there’s only 15 ways to leave your man


#4

Bang her sis, Chris


#5

Drop em off at the ponds, Balonz


#6

Go live in a cave, Dave


#7

Shave your head, Ed.


#8

I just googled the lyrics to Plus Ones by Okkervil River. There’s loads of them.

That guy REALLY likes words.


#9

#10

Something about cousins


#11

Break my gnome, Noam.


#12

Watch Robin Hood, Jude


#13

Hope you kept the receipt from the florist, Boris.


#14

Get addicted to porn, sean


#15

Get the fuck out of the freezer, Theresa


#16

Troll the forum, goram


#17

guardian headline if they were any good


#18

Unsolicited dick pic, Rick


#19

in a hot air balloon, june


#20

It’s you I’m not havin’, Gavin.