What were the other 45 ways to leave your lover?

This should answer at least some of your questions

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Text all of the people you know and start a superband, Ferdinand

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Whose is this copy of Purple Rain, Shane?

don’t practice tolerance, florence

Tell her a lie, Sly.
Say it’s me not you, Stu.
Just be a cad, Brad.

Beat me to it. Love that song.

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Call him a penis, Venus.

Get some new quim, Jim.

Marry Anne, not Marianne.