What were the other 45 ways to leave your lover?

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#22

This should answer at least some of your questions

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#23

Text all of the people you know and start a superband, Ferdinand

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#24

Whose is this copy of Purple Rain, Shane?

#26

don’t practice tolerance, florence

#27

Tell her a lie, Sly.
Say it’s me not you, Stu.
Just be a cad, Brad.

#28

Beat me to it. Love that song.

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#29

Call him a penis, Venus.

#30

Get some new quim, Jim.

#31

Marry Anne, not Marianne.