What would be the minimum amount of money you'd accept to have your pet slayed


quick death - cleaver to the back of the neck.

reckon I’d be swayed by 5 grand.


Enough to cover Noddy Holder’s living costs.


Who is the executioner?


asked this question to my friends girlfriend (my friend, I guess)

she said she wouldn’t even do it for a cool million. BULLSHIT!


Paul Danan.


You guess wrong


the fuck, dude?


You didn’t seem to think she was a real friend, thought I’d help out.

In answer to the original question I’m not sure I could put a price on it. If it was down to me it would be a few grand but the kids love the cat and I couldn’t live with myself.