What would be the minimum amount of money you'd accept to have your pet slayed

bird · 2016-09-16T13:22:06.607Z

quick death - cleaver to the back of the neck.

reckon I’d be swayed by 5 grand.

Epimer · 2016-09-16T13:23:00.342Z

Enough to cover Noddy Holder’s living costs.

ma0sm · 2016-09-16T13:23:43.357Z

Who is the executioner?

bird · 2016-09-16T13:23:57.930Z

asked this question to my friends girlfriend (my friend, I guess)

she said she wouldn’t even do it for a cool million. BULLSHIT!

hip_young_gunslinger · 2016-09-16T13:24:01.850Z

Paul Danan.

Meatsqueak · 2016-09-16T13:25:58.537Z

You guess wrong

bird · 2016-09-16T13:26:44.495Z

the fuck, dude?

Meatsqueak · 2016-09-16T13:28:51.815Z

You didn’t seem to think she was a real friend, thought I’d help out.

In answer to the original question I’m not sure I could put a price on it. If it was down to me it would be a few grand but the kids love the cat and I couldn’t live with myself.