What would be your worst job?

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#1

Army for me, shouted at all day then ironing and polishing for evening fun.


#2

putting bits of styrofoam into / onto other bits of styrofoam. the sound of the stuff absolutely goes through me, it’s horrible.

(I’m sure this is a job)


#3

Samesies


#4

Librarian


#5

Any kind of sales. Having to convince people that they need shite that they dont need. That or chugger.


#6

I’m scared of working in a call centre, essentially because it’s the only job going in Belfast and it will have made the last 3 years of my life a waste. Anyway…


#7

Always feel sorry for flight attendants. Spend your entire day squeezing up and down a narrow aisle serving pissed-up Brits whilst wearing overly tight pants in a huge aluminium tube 30,000 feet above the sea.


#8

Office person.


#9

Er, not to shit on all you lot. I’m just rubbish at sitting down and getting on with things. Previous office jobs have just left me filled with stress as I fail to do anything. which I them take home with me. Doing practical stuff means that I at least get to every so often tick something on the list,


#10

Knife sharpener. Eesh.

Probably someone who has to attend scenes of road accidents, not sure I could handle that.


#11

I like how the thought of killing people doesn’t phase you.

Clearly you’re officer material.


#12

US Navy Seal


#13

Watched one of those police docs yesterday where there was a bloke who was having to sift through 100s of hours of evidence on a paedophile’s phone and laptop. Don’t think I could handle that


#14

Interesting point warny. What percentage of people currently in the army (or the armed forces if you want to generalise it) do you think has actually killed someone?


#15

Think I’d be a pretty bad hitman/spy. Would immediately get killed after bungling my mission.


#16

That’s killed someone while on duty, what they do in their spare time is none of my business.


#17

There was a BBC article a few months back about the people who work for Google screening sensitive images. Seems like it massively fucked them up.


#18

British?


#19

Working in mining/in Alberta tar sands or something like that. Working on an industrial fishing boat.


#20

Surely we have all killed someone?