#35

Office job. Find it really hard to take them seriously. Don’t like the weird passive aggressive middle class hierarchy stuff they have at them either, how you’re stuck in one place all day, the competitiveness over stupid stuff like equipment usage, parking spots, etc. Also feels like a lot of the men in offices secretly believe they have emasculated themselves for the sake of pointless drone work so try to over-compensate with gym addictions and five a side and such to feel like men again.

Also when office workers try to bullshit you by mentioning how hard they work it’s like fuck off mate, you sit in a swivel chair all day drinking piss weak tea it is impossible to work hard in those circumstances.

Reckon i’d both really enjoy and really hate being a hitman. You get to travel and meet new people, make your own hours and get paid loads but there’s always the chance yr next client could be an undercover fed/someone who gets scared and squeals to the feds.

#36

Office is a location not a job

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#37

It is mate come on they’re all the same.

#38

Footballer

#39

Why?

#40

Kicking out time taxi-rank taxi driver would be pretty grim. Obviously it would be a piece of piss to be a daytime one just stealing pensioners’ money while ferrying them into town and being racist like @JDonBalonz

#41

My brother in law is a rozzer and he’s had to do that in the past. It definitely took a fairly heavy mental toll on him at the time.

#42

I would find it difficult to be universally hated.

#43

This is extremely disrespectful given the uncertainty around everyone’s jobs here tbqh.

:weary:

#44

I thought you weren’t a librarian and how am I supposed to know the job stability of where you work? Apologies if it has upset you though (unless you are pulling an antpocalypse now when he made Hatfood feel bad)…

#45

I couldn’t work in a nursing home.

#46

Anything involving shit or piss is off the table for me clive.

#47

The glass table

#48

There’s that. But it’s also spending your days with people who have essentially been forgotten, some of whom are also in the process of forgetting themselves.

#49

Alzheimers runs in my family. It’s terrible to watch people forget everything, their family and friends etc. No way am I brave enough to do that for a living.

#50

the glass table is his glass ceiling

#51

Mine too. I have a lot to look forward to.

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#52

Accountant at a film awards event.

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#53

Phase?! Come on, warny.

#54

Anything to do with a football management simulator I reckon