What would happen

if you got access to your bank’s database and added a couple of digits to your balance

i would be £2 richer

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It’s mad that your wealth comes down to those values in a database. That’s it.

I am in my overdraft so it would make things a lot worse :upside_down_face:

I do have such access and am sad to report it doesn’t work like that.

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Oh right that’s disappointing but weirdly relieving that it’s not that simple

^ multi-billionaire

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If it weren’t for some dweeby 15th century monk inventing double entry bookkeeping I could have just stuck a few zeros on the end and quietly retired at 27 without hurting anybody. Always seems to be me that gets the short end of the wedge :roll_eyes: