if you got access to your bank’s database and added a couple of digits to your balance
i would be £2 richer
It’s mad that your wealth comes down to those values in a database. That’s it.
I am in my overdraft so it would make things a lot worse
I do have such access and am sad to report it doesn’t work like that.
Oh right that’s disappointing but weirdly relieving that it’s not that simple
If it weren’t for some dweeby 15th century monk inventing double entry bookkeeping I could have just stuck a few zeros on the end and quietly retired at 27 without hurting anybody. Always seems to be me that gets the short end of the wedge