Reckon I’d be a decent pig. one of those big ones that just hangs around and has a name like ‘the chancellor’ or ‘the governor’ or something like that and stares people down at an activity farm. sort of mysterious bad rep for some past incident and visitors are encouraged not to go too near me.
I would love to go with a cool wild animal of some sort, like an owl but if I’m being honest with myself I would almost certainly be a dog. One with a luxurious coat that people want to stroke because I LOVE having my head stroked. Being fed, sleeping… yep. Perfecto.
I’m not being all arrogant here and saying I would definitely have a luxurious coat, I would just aspire to have one. In reality i’d probably be a slightly odd wirey-haired dog with one long tooth and short stubby legs. A little funny-looking, but with a nice nature and a bit of character. The kind of dog that would frequent the pub a lot.
A bit like Ted from Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing comes to mind a bit
Yeah, I mean anyone not answering domesticated dog or cat here is lying. Imagine being a cat who can come and go as they please, sleep all day, not be preyed on, not have to worry about your next meal, be an utter dick if you feel like it and people find it amusing and part of your charm, and you can just choose to live with other humans if you feel like it.
Yeah flying and all that sounds nice but I’ll take a life of luxury please.