You’ve not been to the toilet for a number two in about 2+ days.
You’re out for a business lunch and suddenly (finally) feel the imminent urge.
You’re almost done with lunch and the office is 3-5 minute walk away.
- pub shitter, pub SHIT-ter
- office pooper
*The pub is a very nice, fancy pub but you don’t know what their toilets are like.
**The office has nice, new toilets, but the door is near colleagues desks and in full view of your team if they see you.