What would you do (dilemma thread / poll)

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dilemma
kelly-rowland

#1

You’ve not been to the toilet for a number two in about 2+ days.

You’re out for a business lunch and suddenly (finally) feel the imminent urge.

You’re almost done with lunch and the office is 3-5 minute walk away.

  • pub shitter, pub SHIT-ter
  • office pooper

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*The pub is a very nice, fancy pub but you don’t know what their toilets are like.
**The office has nice, new toilets, but the door is near colleagues desks and in full view of your team if they see you.


#2

How busy is the pub? How long will it take to drop your guts, any chance of your business lunch companions going to the toilets at the same time?


#3


#4

You can only play one RnB crossover hit of the early 00s

  • What would you do
  • Dilemma

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#5

Relatively quiet.
It’s been 2 days - you’re maybe unsure because it could be an explosive excavation and done in a flash, or could be a full 15 minute jobbie.

There is a high chance at least one colleague will go at the same time. lower that it’s anyone in your diret team, but can’t be ruled out.


#6

Reckon id hold on til the office if possible


#7

Make sure the entire delegation are in the loos for the act. Turn it into a show of dominance.


#8

It’s the “almost done” that’s tipping it for me. That 3-5 minute waddle back to the office is still looking perilously far off.


#9

Despite it’s incredibly problematic depiction of sex workers, What would you do is more of a banger, and also doesn’t feature texting via excel in the video.


#10

@japes

wait


#11

Taps aaf!!!


#12

Just squat at the table, straight into an upturned cloche


#13

food is over, but bill needs to be paid and you’re in conversation full flow. It would hawever just take a ‘RIGHT, slaps both hands on knees better be heading back’


#14

Had to google what a ‘cloche’ is.
Consider me educated now.


#15

I knew what I was doing


#16

I had assumed it was a stupid spelling mistake because Aggpass is stupid


#17

Don’t think I’ve ever seen a cloche in the wild

  • Me neither, mate
  • I am a very sophisticated diner, a man of the cloche

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#18

Faux sophisticated hipster stuff though innit?


#19

For me, when I need to go, I need to go. A 3-5 minute walk could be a disaster.


#20

Dunno mate, never seen one in the wild have I