Cloche Encounters Of The Turd Kind

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ok, when I say imminent urge - you’re definitely close but can give yourself a good 15 minutes before you’re prairie doggin’ and it’s a problem.

More likely to be found in restaurants that haven’t changed their menu and their waiters in the last 50 years.

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Upturned cloche, got me shitting in an upturned cloche
I bet she’s never had her bum start to cry I bet her mama never told her why

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This #ibslife

I’m reading this in Sean Connery’s voice

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Trust me I get this - I have IBD, but when I say imminent need, I mean more like about 15 mins and you can feasibly make both.

I have no qualms with going to a pub toilet. I’ve had to go in a lot worse.

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I see you too have travelled through Gare du Nord.

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My word, yes!

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Oh for fuck’s sake, we’ve literally done this before

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Outstanding, good to see we’ve both got over it.

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We could form a support group.

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oh fuck, I’ve lost it

A very well-crafted punquestion there, well done :smiley:

Trust me when I say Gare du Nord has NOTHING on Taipei Main.