Reckon I’d shave off my eyebrows. Get really bothered by the mix of wirey and non-wirey eyebrow hairs. Better off to get rid of them entirely.
I think I’d tell more people to fuck off.
Fuck off, eyebrows!
I would wear house trousers at all times.
It gets quite cold sometimes.
Would obviously fart with gusto under all circumstances.
I’d say “I’m really not interested in talking to you about this, thanks” a lot more than I currently do.
Scratch. A lot.
Probably get a bit stressed. I know where I am with social norms
Would never queue again.
Put some clothes on, pervert.
I’d probably fart and pick my nose in public
Might be easier to stay home?
I meant for everyone else
Thought title said exist rather than apply didn’t I. Fucked it
Oh, I do
probably murder more
Be more outraged by other people’s flouting of those social norms that should apply, no doubt.