What would you do if social norms didn't apply?

Reckon I’d shave off my eyebrows. Get really bothered by the mix of wirey and non-wirey eyebrow hairs. Better off to get rid of them entirely.

I think I’d tell more people to fuck off.

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Fuck off, eyebrows!

I would wear house trousers at all times.

It gets quite cold sometimes.

Would obviously fart with gusto under all circumstances.

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I’d say “I’m really not interested in talking to you about this, thanks” a lot more than I currently do.

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Scratch. A lot.

Probably get a bit stressed. I know where I am with social norms

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Would never queue again.

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Put some clothes on, pervert.

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I’d probably fart and pick my nose in public

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Good multitasking.

Might be easier to stay home?

I meant for everyone else

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Thought title said exist rather than apply didn’t I. Fucked it

Oh, I do

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probably murder more

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Carry soft toys around. And speak to them.

Not take headphones off during retail transactions.

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good one

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