You’re the human, not the bear. Depending on the day, think I’d either be overcome by paralysing fear and completely freeze OR be like “ah fuck it, no thoughts in brain, stroke the bear.”
Side note: bears don’t look real, do they? I’ve seen bears on tv and IRL and every time I’m like “it’s someone in a costume.”
I’d wave and smile to the bear
Ride it to the nearest town, go on a bankrobbing spree, get eaten.
They love alcohol apparently!!
Can’t help but think this is a terrible idea. Wouldn’t want to be around a drunk bear.
With a stick? Or your hand?
“Do you fancy a beer?”
“Yeah but she doesn’t fancy me. That’s why I came to this river to mope”
“Huh?.. Oh no… See you thought I said ‘bear’ and I actually said ‘beer’!! Haha”
I’d probably try to take a selfie with it and end up videoing my own mauling
I’d make this joke: “What’s ursine? Aries I’m guessing!!!”
Think people are being a bit overconfident. It’s a BEAR
Ursine sounds a bit like ‘your sign’.
Yeah but what is ursine??
Not much, what is ursine with you?
Relating to bears, like canine or lupine etc
I would attempt to make love to it like Leo the Caprio
If I had a theme tune, it would start playing right now.