What would you do in this situation?

“There’s someone sitting there, mate.”

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Well yeah, do I look like I’m going to fuck an old bear?

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Yes.

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This is very good and these people don’t deserve you.

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The bit where the camera swings round at the end and there are bears fricken EVERYWHERE is a little on the :scream: side

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Thank you Theo.

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Kick it in the shins and whack it over the head with a salmon.

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:angry:

I’d get off with it

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Swear to God I could make a thread about ANYTHING and within ten posts one of you will make it about shagging

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I’d sit as still as I could for as long as I could and if it left me alone I would probably cry a little bit then I’d go and tell everyone in town that I kicked fuck out of a bear

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We’re just reflecting the thread creator, I reckon.

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@ me you fucking coward

(actually I was less explicit than balonz, he deserves the @ more, I’m sorry)

FINE @AQOS I DONT REALLY THINK YOUD GET OFF WITH THE BEAR

He would if it was Fozzy Bear.

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Oh yeeeeeeah, forget that he wants to bone all of the muppets

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I spoke of making love not ‘shagging’. Really cheapening a beautiful post.

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Wocka Wocka

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My initial response was “just jump headlong into whatever body of water is nearby”

But then after seeing the last 10 seconds, I don’t know. I almost definitely wouldn’t have a camera ready.

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