Willy Wocka
You sent me muppet porn a few months back, you’re an enabler
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Omg joke that was private, can’t believe you’re telling everyone this
How many times did you…?
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Shall I post the picture? The M&Ms one?
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*bearhave
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What’s this
Probably take it down with my Michima style karate moves
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It’s merely for business.
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Absolutely deranged that we evolved to find something so dangerous so cute.
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Yeah!! And yet we see slugs, perfectly harmless and think “gross”
Yeah! Like my brain makes a big ! and basically stops working when I see a spider near me, and as far as I can remember always has, but if I see a bear all I want to do is go up and stroke it. Surely our survival instincts should have swapped those responses?
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Get killed by the bear I would imagine
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Imagine how good a bear would be at high-5ing. Size of those mitts!
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sorry x
Noooo! We’re sorry!
They’re the dumb ones right? I would gleefully take photos and if it tried to get mauling I would pretend to have died of fright until it left. They’re hardly killers but my mum warned me not to take selfies with camels (she knows me well) as they can suddenly get aggressive but I couldn’t help it! They were so cute (face hidden because I looked like a dumbass)
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I think i read that if you’re threatened by a grizzly bear you should play dead and if you’re threatened by a black bear you should make a lot of noise and make yourself look big and scary to scare it off. It might have been the other way around though.
Other types of bear were not mentioned. My actual answer is that I would on the whole look to stay out of areas where I might encounter a bear, but if this happened, as the bear doesn’t look angry i would hope that it was hoping I’d feed it so I’d give it some food and get the hell out of there.
Or fuck it obviously
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She was long in the face, couldn’t fit it all in the frame with my camera 
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