What would you do with Donald Trump if he had to spend 2 days in your house


#1

well?


#2

What wouldn’t I do!?


#3

Piggy back rides?


#4

Explain the current competitive meta in Netrunner in an enormous amount of detail.


#5

I live in a flat


#6

Watch 3 series of 24


#7

Closer proximity!


#8

Invite round Kim Jung Un for a game of Twister


#9

He’d probably pretend to listen while tweeting awful things about incinerating north koreans and how neonazis are just misunderstood or something


#10

Play Russian roulette.


#11

Top of the list.


#12

Ask about the piss tape incessantly.


#13

Get the decks set up, play a b2b set with him, invite loads of folk round for a party.


#14

Probably open all the windows and turn a load of fans on to fuck with his ‘hair’, and just ignore him. That’d wind him the fuck up, for he craves attention.


#15

probably just ignore him, or put cigarettes out on him


#16

Cook up some nice steaks


#17

Get some ketchup in, job’s a good 'un.


#18

Leave my house for 2 days


#19

Buy joke oversized kitchen cutlery, toothbrushes, door handles etc, and make him use them, with his tiny hands.


#20

Actually, I would just leave and remove all the doors and windows.