What would you get from this vending machine?

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Or why not try some traditional baked crisps. THAT’S NOT WHAT GARY LINEKER DIED FOR.

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I think I’d go as far as to say that every single option available in this machine is the worst possible version of the thing that it’s there to represent

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Aw mate where did you get that bag of Crunchers?

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What the fuck are Crunchers?

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Two different twirlers worth of Quavers.

Toddlers do not have the disposable income for vending machines, why are they catering to toddlers?

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This vending machine is secretly an anger generator.

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Every time I look at this I think ‘oh actually there’s a KitKat Chunky’ but it’s not is it, it’s a fucking Boka, whatever the fuck that is.

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who puts porridge in a vending machine?

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Quavers are the best thing in there.

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Is that a digestives slice at the bottom??

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Astonishingly, they’re somehow the second best savoury option. Fucking Quavers on the podium. I’ve never seen anything like it

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Salt and vinegar baked and the crispy M&Ms, but I’d not be happy about it.

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Mini cheddars and a Twirl

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Not having this performative outrage about the stock. Cheese & Onion baked and Galaxy Caramel please. Simple yet effective

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Thank you!

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Matching choice, jinx on you.

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Genuinely not being performative here and I think I’m more “bewildered” than “outraged”

It is a truly astonishing series of decisions IMO

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If the NHS is privatised and sold off will there be Boosts and Monster Munch in the vending machines?

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Only other place where quavers get a look in is the crisp selection at greggs