Personally, I think it would be interesting to see how cocaine goes coca leaves to a pub toilet.
Hairnets, to draw further attention to the fact they always make him wear one.
malteser factory. reveal once and for all how they actually get the chocolate on to them.
I would like him to track the production of an episode of Inside The Factory
Where he got the extra g in his name from
I added it on there myself? Oh that is laaaavely
One of the properly grim processed meat products. Pepperami or mattesons fridge raiders
Supermarket sandwiches then I’d probably never eat one again
…Because I want to see Cherry Healey trying out all the weapons and also remember how much Ruth Goodman enjoyed being driven around in one when they did tea (I think it was tea).
remember that jamie oliver thing where he showed some kids the absolute horrors of what went into a chicken nugget then asked who would still want to eat them and they all said yeah without hesitation?
When was the last time you had a vienetta?
- This week
- This month
- This year
- Ten years
- Twenty years
I can’t stand him so nothing, but if i had to pick something it would be kermitwormit’s life-size cardboard cut-out of him
Someone up above, and whether he does after all have a timetable directing acts of love
“ten years” makes it seem longer than it was but it wasn’t this year
I didn’t realise how many he has done. Some good stuff here:
“Gregg is in Lowestoft at a frozen food factory where they produce one million potato waffles a day. Cherry learns about the different types of potatoes. Ruth finds out how the potato was popularised and meets one of the inventors of the potato waffle”