What would you put in an omelette if you had the chance to make an omelette?

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My fork, so I could pick it up and throw it in the bin

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red pepper, cheese

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Pedro Obiang, the Sassuolo midfielder

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Just a bit of salt and pepper and a fucktonne of hp sauce

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Ham, cheese, mushrooms and a whole lot of love.

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Might go an omelette for dinners. With dill pickle veins of course

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If I wasn’t limited by dietary issues I’d have ham, mushrooms and chives. No cheese though because I’m not a big fan of it in omelettes.

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Look, none of us are happy about this but its peas, sweetcorn, red leicester and tabasco in the end

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I’ll accept peas at a push but I must object to sweetcorn in an omelette in the strongest possible terms

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When?

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“The best time to object to sweetcorn in an omelette in the strongest possible terms was yesterday. The second best time is right now”

- proverb

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Oh yeah. I forgot that proverb, thanks

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I forgot that Probert

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Not sure what I’m doing here but I’ll stop now

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:airplane:

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Yeah. If you wouldn’t mind. Thanks

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Proverb is a little bit like Probert

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Yeah, I knew that already

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Apple and cheese

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4 finely sliced green finger chillies
Spring onion
Coriander
Pinch of ground turmeric
Pinch of ground cumin
Scant pinch of fenugreek leaves
Salt and pepper
Ground Kashmiri chilli
Tomato chutney to serve.

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You got a cheeky fried egg hiding inside that omelette bro