What would you rather thread [polls] [slow day] [no quiz]


#1
  • All ducks become the size of horses
  • All horses become the size of ducks

0 voters


#2
  • £5 in your account
  • £10 in ten pence pieces

0 voters


#3
  • Wear trousers forever
  • Wear shorts forever
  • Wear a dress forever

0 voters


#4
  • Only alcohol in the world is beer
  • No beer ever from now on

0 voters

(everything else still available on the second option)


#5


#6
  • You have to swear in every fucking sentence!
  • Swear words no longer exist

0 voters


#7

love the idea of the one word replies having to have swear words.

Want a cup of tea eric?

fucking no!

no shit!


#8
  • No Quiz
  • No Selfie Thread

0 voters


#9
  • No dis
  • No other social media

0 voters


#10
  • Everyone is naked but you are constantly clothed
  • You are naked at all times, everyone else remains as normal

0 voters

Think about how society would change very quickly to facilitate mass nudity


#11

supposed to be a downside, etc etc


#12

I think it’d be quite awkward quite quickly, you also have to sleep and bathe fully clothed.


#13

“Do I want to have penetrative sex”


#14

this is some fantastic gif work, man


#15

:pray: one master to another


#16
  • you can leave work right now but you have to spend all evening indoors not drinking
  • you have to work til 7 but can go out and booze or whatever you wanna do

0 voters


#17

Damning


#18

He didn’t say “No Google”.


#19

Or shower / baths again properly


#20
  • No more ketchup
  • Ketchup on every meal and snack

0 voters