What would you rather?



Deep down in their heart of hearts everyone you love ‘knows’ that you had sex with a sheep - You didn’t
No matter what you do or say , you can’t shake their suspicions.


Have sex with a sheep - No-one ever finds out

The choice is yours…


Bang a ewe


chris ewe bang


How do you know my name?!


mutton skewer


B, naturally.


Make a poll!


How do I do that?


The latter obviously. No shame, plus get a shag out of the deal…


ewe stupid cunt

  • Secretly Bum A Sheep
  • Everyone thinks you’ve Bummed a Sheep

0 voters


Clearly the latter but I will say the former on hereto make sure no one finds out