What would you title your autobiography


#1

I’m thinking “fuck off”

Feel free to name other people’s (dead, alive, famous, not) for them too


#2

Probably “Stick with it”

Thanks


#3

‘And needless to say, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH - and other great victories…’

Either that or ‘And Now She’s A Lesbian’


#4

Tone it down!


#5

Unbelievable

(both you stealing my thread, and the title)


#6

“Go away and shut up”


#7

*improving


#8

“My Story”


#9

All To Noah Vale


#10

When there’s a Bill, there’s a way


#11

The crank on that guy


#12

The sequel - Two Tone!


#13

something that gives away how impossibly boring it would be


#14

write about your childhood and call it “wee jizz”


#15

The sequel would be called: ‘My Story’ actually.


#16

‘Volume 1: The Haggis Toastie Years’


#17

Ant-hology


#18

If I was known for being very small, which I’m not, I would title it ‘Just a Minute’, with minute being very small


#19

Golden Boy


#20

Big crimpin’