What would your nickname be if you were a snooker player (STFTSB)

shrewbie · 2021-04-27T21:33:40.964Z

mine would be ‘Shrangles’

Tuna · 2021-04-27T21:52:22.177Z

‘Squiffy’

badcustard · 2021-04-27T21:53:51.399Z

The Baulkfinder General

thewarn · 2021-04-27T22:02:34.422Z

Baizey Duke

the_dazzled · 2021-04-27T22:04:24.073Z

“The jester who attended the University of Leicester.”

Mistersteve · 2021-04-27T22:08:26.609Z

The Jeicester.

Epimer · 2021-04-27T22:09:14.176Z

Barry Shitcue

drspaceman · 2021-04-27T22:11:14.813Z

Davor Šnooker

Mistersteve · 2021-04-27T22:12:21.426Z

My equivalent of this would be

“The man who should have stuck to darts who went to Cumbria Institute of the Arts”

Icarus-Smicarus · 2021-04-27T22:15:20.467Z

The Dickhead

IvorDewdney · 2021-04-27T22:21:20.248Z

Pol Pot

Acorn · 2021-04-27T22:26:14.382Z

Scatter Cushions

thesewoodenideas · 2021-04-27T22:30:59.669Z

The Pocketeer

profk · 2021-04-27T22:32:58.303Z

Luis Figo

profk · 2021-04-27T22:34:07.146Z

aka

GUILDFORD TIME

Mert_Aksac · 2021-04-27T22:38:51.298Z

a happy snooker week to everyone

my nickname would have to be ‘the stinger from ketteringer’

HotBeefTrauma · 2021-04-27T22:41:06.000Z

Johnny Two Cues

thesewoodenideas · 2021-04-27T22:41:44.463Z

The Fans would all chant “J t c, j t c”

profk · 2021-04-27T22:42:26.727Z

imagine one of those dour snooker commentators saying something like

'tough yellow…

man hits the ball

…lovely pot there from Luis Figo’.

thesewoodenideas · 2021-04-27T22:42:30.438Z

‘The Beast Mark Labbett’