In that scenario I would like the otherwise dour commentator to shout: “gggggggoooooooollllllllllll!!!”
Jfc some of these
Good that Nigel Bond not only has 3 nicknames but that each is as boring an nondescript as the man himself. (I met him once when I was a youngster and he’s a shite bag)
Peter Ebdon - Mr Intensity has absolutely done me
Wenbo selecta has done me
Ballbreaker, or maybe Kirsten
Wonder what Joe Davis, otherwise known as the Emperor of Pot, did last Tuesday
The Cruci Ball
Harry Potter
“Socket” Sully O’Sullivan
Mr Silvino Werbeniuk
Queen of the green
Amaze on the baize
Lady Pottington
Potty Mouth (would swear a lot) The Great Baize it One Visit William Breakspeare
The Miscue
Snookums
The Maltese Falcon
Tony Drago!
The 80s are back.
The Maltese Falcon 2
mine would actually be ‘lil Dennis Taylor’
I think youd be ‘The Jester not from Leicester’ imo
Marco Fu