Panini stickers
If they’re not going to means test it then that’ll be a bit rum, but then that flies in the face of the universality concept so… (in any case I’ll be too old by the time anyone does something like this).
!! no wonder they can’t afford a house…
New bike
Call up my mates, start a super band.
what will you do with the other £9,925?
I would spend it on the extra 10k that houses will cost.
I’d go custom-made obv, by a lady frame-builder based in East Dulwich. Roughly five grand for the frame and forks if you go top-notch stainless steel with a one-off geometry, plus another 5k kitting it out with an electronic groupset
PCBE
Drugs. Books on how to make more drugs. A curly wurly
pay off a chunk of my mortgage #RockAndOrRoll
drugs, private militia, new guitar, can of fanta