Whats a non-crass way of saying in the outlook invite that the drinks will be paid for by the company




Meat’s back on the menu, boys!


Drinks will be paid for by the company.


Complimentary drinks?


The company’s paying for us all to get absolutely shitfaced OIOI LADSLADSLADS


Complimentary drinks?


“Drink responsibly; because if you don’t, it could send the company plummeting into the dread depths of financial ruin.”


Hire a band to announce this in the medium of song.

Make sure said band is NOT the band Crass.


Don’t - let them find out on the night


The company will lay on a few drinks in appreciation of all hard work.



Run the risk of nobody going