What's going to be big in 2020?

Well. What is going to be big in 2020?

My arse

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Climbing trees, everyone’s going to be at it. You won’t pass a tree that someone isn’t up.

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Pop punk revival. It’s inevitable since people aren’t embarrassed to like the more pop punk emo revival bands, just a small step further.

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Southerners putting on scouse accents is set for a huge 2020

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Heard big things about mascarpone

It could be next year’s burrata!

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Ponies are quite small, I’m holding out for mascarshirehorse

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ooft

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2020 is the year for shiggs to be banned imo

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Gourmet Wotsits will be the new street food craze

Why I oughta…

But it’s hard to find masks big enough for full size hor-

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electoswing

Downcycling, where you take something nice and make it look like shit so the mutant hordes won’t want to steal it to give as an offering to their sun god.

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Scottish football to be the new non-league football. Busloads of East Londoners heading up to the Excelsior stadium to watch Airdrieonians vs Stranraer.

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Everything will be made of bones.

British bone cages for British peasants!

Except for that nice sculpture in Mayflower Park, which will be made of pure patriotism

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A wooly bike?

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